These days moarrrrrrrrr and moarrrrrrrrrrr people are going for sarcasm. Like hello, don’t they have anything else to use when they actually speak? From my freaking business lecturer to inniters and of course my all time favorite, Christine Lim who has a fetish on sarcastic remarks. xD

Well, to me sarcastic remarks is awesome if that person is annoying. Hell out of an annoying ass. And when you actually use that, its actually hilarious to watch that the victim do not realize he/she is being feast with sarcasm and continue ‘defending’ his/her statement.

For example, there is one blogger that annoys a guy to the max and as usual sarcastic remarks are his weapon. We were chatting in this blog community website and he was bombarded with sarcasm for all over. What amuse me is that he doesn’t get the hint and continue talking as if  it is a normal conversation.

Heres the example

Victim : “ Hey thanks man, because of you i get 1 milion hits per day”. Let me repay you by spending you for lunch”

Prey: “Oh no need man. You deserve it. After all you are famous. Even i dont get a thousand hits, you get a million. Man, you are really famous”

Victim: “Why not? You did something for me mar, i wanna repay you, wrong meh?”

Prey: “Nono, its not wrong. But you earn  it yourself. You are famous. I don’t get a million hits that day. Not even half of it. Congratzzzz!!”

Haha. Note that sarcasm. xD and note how he doesn’t get the hint. Its a real life conversation happened in that blog community site.

Even my business management lecturer is sarcastic. He was away for National Service for the weekend and when he return every sentence he uttered is pure sarcasm!

He related to us about the need of being sarcastic to counter the bad ass kids in the Camp.

He says if he is not sarcastic, no one will ever listen to him.

I lol’ed.

Here’s an example of his live bullet :

“ The National Service kids are really a good future generation of leaders. Aiseh man, they are a very discipline student and listen to what the KJ ( Ketua Jurulatih) says. Infact one of the student were so good that they took a stone and hit a guys head till it bleeds. “

“ The food there were fantastic. I can give our college cafe an A star if compare to the NS food. Morning chicken, afternoon chicken, night chicken”

There’s actually more, but i forget. But you’ll get an idea of how sarcastic he is.

I think that sarcasm is just awesome.. with a capital A. He made all of us speechless and blur yesterday when we utter just one word.

The point here is sarcasm is a new way to counter annoying people or attitude problem asses. What all of us will do is to start practicing sarcasm. Once you get the hang of it, it will be your best weapon to actually say “Fuck Off” in a nicer way. xD

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